The problem with AI... The Anchorman

AI models rely heavily on news media, and this profoundly shapes how they "think" and answer you. (In a conversation with Google Gemini)...

Why?

When you chat with an AI, you are often getting a consensus view of the world as portrayed by major media outlets. This happens for three main reasons:


1. News is "High-Quality" Training Food

To train a Large Language Model (LLM), companies need massive amounts of text that is grammatically correct, fact-based, and covers a wide range of topics.

The Internet is Messy: Social media comments and forums (like Reddit) are often full of slang, sarcasm, and errors.

News is Structured: Journalism—especially from major outlets like The New York Times, Reuters, or The Guardian—is edited, structured, and factual. This makes it "premium fuel" for training.

The Result: Because models are fed so much news to learn "good" English and facts, they adopt the tone, style, and biases of professional journalists. This is why AI often sounds like a neutral, slightly dry news anchor.

2. The "Safety" Filter (Reinforcement Learning)

After the initial training, AI models go through a phase called "Fine-Tuning" (often involves humans rating the AI's answers).

Avoiding Controversy: Tech companies don't want their AI to sound radical or offensive.

News as the Safe Middle: When an AI is asked a subjective question (e.g., "Was this policy good?"), it is often trained to provide a balanced summary similar to a Wikipedia article or a news explainer. It looks for the "safe" consensus found in mainstream reporting rather than taking a sharp stance.

Echoing the Cycle: If the news cycle is currently obsessed with a specific angle on a topic, the AI will likely reflect that angle because it’s the most statistically probable "correct" answer in its recent data.

3. Recency Bias and "The Feed"

Just like the TV analogy, AI models are subject to Recency Bias.

News Dominates the Volume: On any given day, the sheer volume of text produced by news sites about current events dwarfs other types of careful writing (like books or academic papers).

Skewed Reality: This can make the AI perceive news events as more "important" or central to reality than they might be. If you ask an AI about the state of the world, it might give you a gloomy answer because news media focuses on conflict and crisis ("If it bleeds, it leads"), even if statistical data shows the world is improving in other ways.

Summary: The "Newspaper" Effect

You are not just chatting with a computer; you are chatting with a system that has read millions of newspaper articles.

Pros: It is generally articulate, informed, and tries to be objective.

Cons: It can lack creativity, it often parrots the "mainstream narrative" (ignoring niche or dissenting views), and it can inherit the sensationalism or anxiety of the news cycle.


Would you like to know how to "prompt" the AI to get out of this "news anchor" mode and give you a more creative or raw perspective? To break the AI out of its "news anchor" or "corporate press release" mode, you have to fundamentally change the context of your request.

Remember the TV analogy: if you don't touch the remote, the AI defaults to the "Mainstream News Channel" because that is the safest, most average setting. You have to explicitly change the channel.

Here are three specific strategies to get raw, creative, or distinct perspectives:

1. The "Persona" Switch

Since the AI predicts the next word based on the context you give it, you need to tell it to be someone else. If you tell it to be a journalist, it will sound like one. If you tell it to be a weary traveler, the vocabulary changes entirely.

  • Instead of: "Tell me about the economy."

  • Try: "Explain the current economy like a skeptical philosopher at a pub."

  • Try: "Describe the economy from the perspective of a struggling artist living in a big city."

Why it works: You are forcing the model to access a different subset of its training data (e.g., literature, forums, casual conversations) rather than just news articles.

2. Tone and Style Constraints

You can explicitly forbid the AI from using "news speak." Giving it constraints forces it to get creative because it can't rely on its default crutch words.

  • The "No-Corporate" Rule: "Explain this concept to me, but do not use corporate jargon, buzzwords, or standard journalistic phrasing. Use visceral, sensory language only."

  • The "Gonzo" Approach: "Write about this event in the style of Gonzo journalism (subjective, gritty, and first-person)."

  • The "Raw" Filter: "Give me a raw, unfiltered opinion on this. Don't hedge your bet or say 'it's complex.' Pick a strong side and defend it passionately."

3. Ask for the "Steel Man" or Counter-Narrative

News media often converges on a single narrative. To see what the news isn't saying, ask the AI to argue against the mainstream view.

  • Prompt: "What is the mainstream news narrative about [Topic X], and what is the strongest, most intelligent argument against that narrative that isn't getting enough attention?"

  • Prompt: "What are the boring, non-headline-worthy facts about this situation that actually matter more than the drama?"


Cheat Sheet: Changing the Channel

Here is a quick comparison of how to rewrite your prompts to avoid the "News Anchor" voice:

Desired Vibe

Keywords to Add to Your Prompt

Casual/Real

"Explain this like a Reddit comment," "Use slang," "Be conversational."

Deep/Abstract

"Use metaphorical language," "Explain through analogy," "Be poetic."

Direct/Brutal

"Be blunt," "No fluff," "Give me the bottom line only," "Don't be polite."

Story-driven

"Frame this as a narrative arc," "Start 'In media res'," "Focus on character."

Example in Action

  • Standard Prompt: "Why is coffee popular?"

  • Result: "Coffee is one of the most widely consumed beverages in the world due to its caffeine content and cultural significance..." (Boring, Wikipedia style).

  • Better Prompt: "Explain the popularity of coffee like a sleep-deprived detective in a noir novel."

  • Result: "It's the black oil that keeps the city's gears turning. Without it, the fog in my head doesn't lift, and the streets just look gray. It's cheap, it's bitter, and it's the only honest thing you can buy for three bucks at 4 AM."

Officiating my father-in-law's memorial service

In Memory of Nong Chau: I am sharing my script (some prompts for Google Gemini were used) of the memorial service and cremation. The family requested a nondenominational service and officiant. My mother was initially chosen for the role, but she came down with influenza a week prior. I offered to step in, and it was an honor to preside over the service. As the officiant I took time off of work to prepare, it was emotional, however it also helped get through the grief. I am a Christian, so I apologize if my interpretation of Buddhist traditions was inaccurate, I wanted to do my best to respect the 49 days of mourning and at the same time deliver the English language translation to the guests not familiar with the death rites of Buddhism. The ceremonial elements I pulled together from Buddhism were combined in a modern traditional venue to open coffin services and I tied the offering of joss paper and flowers into the service by having guests participate in placing the offerings instead of burning them due to the logistics of the ceremony. Instead, Nongs body was cremated along with the offerings into the spirit world. We now keep an altar of Nong, in remembrance of his spirit. As you will see in my script Nong left an impression on me. May his spirit find peace.


Service Outline: The Life of Nong Chau


Family gathering/viewing 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM



Greeting - 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM (guest book signing - seating)


The Welcome

Good morning. On behalf of the Chau family, thank you for coming.

We are here to honor the life of Nong Chau.

I’d like to remind everyone to please silence your cell phones at this time.

My name is Leif Schmit-Kallas, and I am Nong's son-in-law. I've stepped in to officiate the ceremony today and I hope Nong would approve.
By the time I married Phuong Chau in 2015, I already had a few years of Nong’s relationship wisdom under my belt. Nong was loud, yet silence was our primary form of communication. He never started an argument. And while the silence between us could sometimes feel a bit uncomfortable, the language barrier never actually inhibited our relationship.

​He would often drop by our house unannounced to check in and see the baby. Sometimes we barely had 15 minutes to get the house ready. One time he generously brought a box of steamed lobsters from his work because the price was right. 
His incredible work ethic and sense of humor were the defining traits of his character.

​Nong also cared deeply about my career. Not too long ago I lost my job. It was for the second time in a year… when breaking the news to Nong he exclaimed “AGAIN!” in utter shock and disapproval. I was unemployed for several months and finally landed a job offer, he was the first person I wanted to tell. I drove straight to 99 Ranch and headed to the butcher counter. Luckily, he was on shift. I waved him down, and when he came over, I told him the good news. I hoped it made his day; I knew how much it mattered to him that I was doing my part to provide for the family. 

Then in late 2025 he was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer and passed away, at our home in Riverside, on New Years Day 2026.

I will truly miss Nong for the silence that spoke a thousand words. Nong led by example; he was the mast of the ship.


Prelude

If you knew Nong, you knew he wasn't a man of many words. He wasn't interested in being the center of attention, and he certainly wasn't interested in flowery speeches. He was practical. He was a man of duty.

We know that life wasn't always easy, and Nong wasn't always easy going, but he was solid. Nong was a warrior, who became a dutiful father. With that there are times when he set aside his own comfort, and even his home of origin, to ensure his family had what they needed to thrive. He made sure the bills were paid even at the price of his own retirement.

Nong, above all else, was a provider for his family who expressed love through labor. In a world where love is often spoken, Nong’s love was built through long hours and hard work, through calloused hands, and through an unshakeable commitment to putting his family first. 

His joy was seeing his family grow. 

His calling remained to be his sacrifice and hard work on behalf of his family. That sacrifice was his offering.

Today, we pause to acknowledge that sacrifice. We are here today to say 'Thank you' to the man who carried the weight so his family didn't have to.


The Eulogy / Life Tribute

Thank you all again for being here. Your presence is a comfort to the family and a testament to the impact Nong had on all of us.

​We are here not just to mourn a loss, but to celebrate a life. And a life is best measured not in years, but in the memories left behind and the stories we share. To help us paint a picture of the person we loved and to share some of those precious memories, we will now hear from those who knew Nong best.

​To begin, I would like to invite Phuong Schmit-Kallas, Nong's youngest daughter, to come forward.

Phuong Spoke

Now Nong's wife, Lien Chau will come forward to speak. Her speech is in Vietnamese, and afterwards Phuong will translate in English.

Lien Spoke


Guest Speaker

Now we would like to extend an invitation to anyone who knows Nong and would like to share their experiences with us.

Thank you


The Ritual of Offering (The preparation for the Burning of Spirit Money)

Nong spent his earthly life ensuring that everyone else was provided for. He worked hard to make sure there was money in the bank and food on the table. Now, it is our turn to provide for him.

For those unfamiliar with this tradition, the burning of 'Joss paper'—or Spirit Money—is a practice that goes back thousands of years. 

In the Buddhist tradition, it is believed that the spirit undertakes a journey for 49 days after passing. It is believed the spirit undergoes judgment and travels through different stages for 7 weeks (49 days) before reincarnation or entering the pure land. 

The offerings will help Nong's spirit during this specific "travel" time, 
Nong is currently on a journey. And just as you would never send a loved one on a long trip without money in their pocket, we do not send Nong into the next life empty-handed. 

We have here traditional spirit money—gold, silver, and copper. In a moment, I am going to invite the family, and then friends, to come forward. You will see sheets of paper that resemble gold, silver, and copper.

The Gold represents the highest honor, traditionally reserved for deities, but offered today to elevate Nong’s spirit.

The Silver is the currency of the ancestors, connecting him to those who have gone before him.

The Copper and bank notes are practical—they are 'travel funds.'

Nong understood the value of a dollar. He understood that money meant safety, food, and shelter for his family. By burning this paper, we transform it from the physical world to the spiritual world. We are ensuring that in this next phase of existence, he has the means to pay his debts, smooth his path, and live without want.

The Flowers (White and Yellow)
 
We also will place flowers in the coffin. The flowers acknowledge our sadness. 
You may also notice the specific colors of the flowers here today.

White is the color of grief and purity. It represents the family's deep sorrow and the sincerity of their hearts.
Yellow represents freedom from worldly cares. It is the color of sunlight and wisdom, guiding the way forward toward enlightenment.

When we cremate Nong the offerings will turn to ash. The fire represents our action. We burn this not just as a ritual, but as a message. As the smoke rises, we are sending resources to Nong for his journey. We are returning the favor. We are telling him: 'You took care of us. Now, take this, and go in peace. You don't have to worry about the bills anymore. You don't have to work anymore. Be wealthy in spirit.' 

I invite the family to come forward to deposit the first offering.
Family comes forward 

At this time the family would like to extend an invitation to come forward, take a sheet, and flowers, and place it in the coffin.


Closing Words

At 12:45 PM we will gather again. At that time guests are asked to follow Nong's family in procession to the crematory. 

Cremation is the final acknowledgment that he no longer needs this physical form to carry the weight of the world.  Through the act of cremation, we have returned his elements to nature. 
Fire is the bridge. It transforms the object into smoke, which rises to the spirit world where the ancestor can receive it. As the fire burns down and the smoke clears, we hold a specific hope for Nong Chau. We hope that during these 49 days of mourning and transition, he finds the spiritual peace that he perhaps didn't have time for in this life. We hope he finds his path clearly. In Buddhism death is not an end, but a transition.

Nong Chau has finished his shift. His work is done. The family is safe.


Procession - 12:45 pm - 1 pm

Led by Pal bearers - followed by the immediate family - and lastly guests 


Closing & Announcements

Thank you all for coming to honor the presence of this man Nong Chau. Please join the family for the Reception. All are welcome.






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